Aeron Love

First I want to thank you all for the cards and letters. I know everyone was so very concerned about the comfort of my ass. The people who belong to my “inner circle” know that I’m a cheap bastard. For years I’ve been suffering with crappy Office Depot chairs and various yard sale finds. The last piece of shit is on the left.

I was having a bad day a couple weeks ago. I’m moody. Whatever. Sue me. Anyway, Gabe just turned to me and said, “I think it’s time for that Aeron. Let’s order it now.”

Thanks dude for giving me permission to spend a horrible amount of money on a chair! It really _is_ better, not just hype. No more squeaking, unexpected tilting, or sanded down elbows.

I thank you all from the bottom of my heart—and ass.