Sofa of the Month Club!

So last week I shot out to CVS to pick up some cat food at around 10pm. When I pulled back up to my house I see there’s this sofa just quitetly sitting on my corner, on fire. So I run into my house and grab a fire extinguisher, run back outside, and put the thing out. The flames were getting up to about 8 feet! The fire department came a few minutes later, drenched it and drove away.

The burnt sofa hung out on the corner for a few more days until one day it disappeared.

I’d like to introduce you to it’s replacement.

It looks like this corner is the best place in Van Nuys to dump your piece of shit sofa. I guess I should call someone…