Sofa of the Month Club

This corner is a portal to another dimension or something. One day two sofas and two mattresses magically appear. Then, I come home from work and one sofa and both the mattresses are gone. The next morning the last sofa is gone. So much shit has come and gone it’s hard to keep up with. I always like to do a “reading” on the sofas to try and guess what their life was like before being left for dead on a corner in Van Nuys, but they’re just too fast for me.