I had lunch with close to Sarah Silverman

You may not know this but Sarah Silverman is stalking me. In the photo she looks all innocent but trust me she is totally checking me out. See how she has her head down trying to pretend that she’s reading the menu. Yeah right, I’m totally buying that you’re trying to pick out which one of the three thousand items on the Jerry’s Deli menu you’re gonna order. I know you’re getting the half sandwich and bowl of soup because that’s what I always get. So sad.