Michael Bolton’s Career is Not Looking Good

I don’t get why you would put the mullet version of Bolton on your 3 year old but whatever the reason it just looks like the final nail in the coffin. By his website it looks like he’s gone down the road of “Hey, whatever. I’ll just sing the standards for the baby boomers.” Mike, you’re better than that man. Check out this musical cluster-fuck I found on YouTube. Michael Bolton and Kenny G… T O G E T H E R! When Kenny G pulls off one of his patented run of notes on that machine gun of corniness and then Bolton slides into home with the hookâit’s pure magic. The kind you might see at a bar mitzvah. Go white men go!
