So I’m watching this show on the Discovery channel about these guys who are trying to climb to the summit of Mount Everest. It’s so amazing. Most of the climbers are over 40 and one dude doesn’t even have legs! They battle the elements and the altitude in their deadly journey to the top. I was so inspired by the courage and tenacity. During the commercial break I was having the fantasy about maybe having my own adventure. Then I opened the dish washer to get a clean bowl for my cereal but opened the door too fast and hit my toe on the kitchen floor. Man that really hurt. No seriously my toe hurt for at least a minute. It was pretty bad. Wait, what was I saying…